You might be a Latina if:
- If you think no Christmas dinner is complete without tamales, guacamole, or frijoles a la charra.
- If your grandma used to scare you out of touching her breakables by yelling, "Ui Coo Cui!"
- If you know what a chancla is. (Or worse if you have ever been spanked by one.)
- If you know what a chupacabra is. (Or worse if you do not go out after midnight because of it.)
- If you have ever had to "put attention."
- If you have ever slept with a juevo in a glass of water under your bed to cure you from "susto."
- If you have ever dyed your arm, lip, or sideburn hair blonde.
- If your lip liner is two shades darker than your lipstick.
- If you can name two or more Freddie Fender songs.
- If you think Little Joe looks good without a shirt.
- If you have ever had to wipe with paper towels in the restroom.
- If you have a relative that owns a toilet that you can't flush toilet paper in.
- If you have a head bopping chihuahua on your dashboard.
- If you own a comal.
- If you refer to your underwear as "chones."
- If you think a keyboard is a tabla to hang your llaves on.
- If you inadvertently swap out your sh sounds with ch's.
- If you have ever had to "get down off the car" to go into Wal-mart.
- If you own one or more broken down vehicles and they can be viewed on your front yard.
- If you know Menudo not only to be a hot rocking boy band of the 80's but a tasty soup.