You're Not From Around Here, Are Ya?
A guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender says "You ain't from around here...where you from, boy?".
"I'm from Pennsylvania."
"What do you do up in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist."
"A taxidermist...what the hell is a taxidermist?"
"I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!''