Farmers and Goats
Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up a hill to have a little fun.
Gay Irishmen
Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald
Yo mama's So Fat... Leather
Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a
I'm Glad You're Short
I'm glad you're short. It gives me less to complain
Leek Limerick
There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose
E.T.
Q: What's E.T. short for? A: Because he has
Lesbian With Two Girlfriends
Q: What do you call a lesbian with two girlfriends?
Sitting at a Bar...
A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after
You're So Poor...Christmas
Your'e so poor that if you didn't have a hard on
A What?
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group
Cell Phones and Tampons
Q: What's the difference between cell phones and
Sister-in-Law
Did you hear about the guy who screwed his sister-in-law?
Blondes and Floor Tiles
Q: What do a blonde and floor tiles have in common?
If You Had What I Have
A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick!
Come On, Ride The Train
If an electric train is heading north, which way
Blonde and Picture
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself
Sleeping Blonde
Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?
Blonde and Calculator
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?
The Best Neighbor
John and Sam are two neighbors always in competition.
The Polish Navy
Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it
The Trouble with Moles
I had to go to the hospital the other day to get
King's Army
Where does a king keep his armies? Up his
Blonde's Tricycle
Q: What kind of tricycle does a blonde have?
A Real Watch Dog
A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye
Blonde with ESP and PMS
What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
Yo mama's so fat... tickle me
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for
Ghost story for tots
A football player walked into a motel on a rainy
Love Poem
Sugar is sweet, Apples are sour, Spread open
The Sex Change
There was a successful doctor who had an office
Raggedy Ann
Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?
Honeymoon Dilemma
A guy enters a bar and he finds a friend of his.
Three Lies of a Cowboy
1. The pickup is paid for. 2. I won this belt
Pillsbury Doughboy
Q: What does the Pillsbury Doughboy have underneath