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Q: Why do farmers bang goats on the edge of cliffs?

Jack and Jill went up a hill to have a little fun.

Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald

Yo mama is so fat, she wore leather pants to a

I'm glad you're short. It gives me less to complain

There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose

Q: What's E.T. short for? A: Because he has

Q: What do you call a lesbian with two girlfriends?

A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after

Your'e so poor that if you didn't have a hard on

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group

Q: What's the difference between cell phones and

Did you hear about the guy who screwed his sister-in-law?

Q: What do a blonde and floor tiles have in common?

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick!

If an electric train is heading north, which way

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself

Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

John and Sam are two neighbors always in competition.

Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it

I had to go to the hospital the other day to get

Where does a king keep his armies? Up his

Q: What kind of tricycle does a blonde have?

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye

What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for

A football player walked into a motel on a rainy

Sugar is sweet, Apples are sour, Spread open

There was a successful doctor who had an office

Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

A guy enters a bar and he finds a friend of his.

1. The pickup is paid for. 2. I won this belt

Q: What does the Pillsbury Doughboy have underneath