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Rude Bus Driver

On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow

Embarrassment

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as

Nice to Hear

A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't

Head of an Indian

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying

Removing a Curse

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last

Blonde Breathalyzer Test

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"

Blonde's Y2K

TO: Boss FROM: Blondie RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your

Drunk Irishman

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes

Inebriated State

Every night after dinner, Merle took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening

Sign From God

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but

School Punishments

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment

Stranded on a Desert Island

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One

Story of Women

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with

Visit to the Doctor

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the

Not Their Day

A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.

Redneck Math

A football coach of an all Redneck team walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his

Who Was That Masked Man?

A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween

Your Profession and Your Libido

A women is getting married for her fourth time

Interblonde

What's the difference between a blonde and the

Catching Rabbits

Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique

Skunked Again

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You

Cheap Cat

One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich

Stanley Cup Suicide

Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about

Cosmopolitan Redneck

You know you're a redneck when the biggest city

Turkey Crosses the Road

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Italian Stallions

What do you call Italian women in a sauna? Gorillas

Sharing

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and

TicTacs

Peter's mother has three kids. The first two

Dim Bulb

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Texas vs. Rhode Island

A Texan is bragging to a New Englander. ââ,¬Å"In

The Skin Canoes

There were three guys who where rowing a canoe

Programmer Guffaws

How many programmers does it take to screw in a

Handy Blondy

Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them