The Never-Ending Joint
There was this pot-head walking down a road when
Yo mama's so fat... bath
Yo mama's so fat, first she filled the bathtub,
Amaryllis Stupid Joke
Knock knock! Who's there? Amaryllis.
You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a
You might be a Redneck if you use the same tree
Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted
Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said
Lawyer in a Tree
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
Yo Mama's Privates
Yo mama's pubic hair is so nappy, every time she
Teamsters-Lightbulb
How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nerds vs. Blonde Co-Eds
What's the difference between nerdy and blonde
Stumpy the Dog
Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where
Condom Recycling
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside-out
Ah, Fugettaboudit
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were
Tenessee Football Player
How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football
Employee of the Month
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from
Knock-Knock Blonde
Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
Nerd Sayings Galore
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt
(Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
Casket
Q: What did one casket say to the other casket?
Bush Has a Short One
Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one.
Atlantic Coast and a Blonde
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast
A Confused Computer
A confused caller was having troubles printing
The Blondes and the Rocking Party
Three blonde friends were walking home from a party
Condoms and Women
What do condoms and women have in common? Both
A Blonde's Golf Accident
There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off
Avon Lady
Q: Why does the blonde Avon Lady walk funny?
Annoying Things To Do In A Restaurant
Ask for a seat for your imaginary friend Bobo.
Operating With A License
To get married you need a wedding license, right?
Wok-a-doo
Do you know what a wok is? It's something
The Blonde And The E-mail
A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer
Havaii or Hawaii
These two persons are discussing whether the state
Dwarf Sex
A dwarf and a normal woman met at a party. The
Convenience Store
How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?
Elephant Encounter
Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?
Talking Parrot
This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday