Rude Bus Driver
On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow
Embarrassment
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as
Nice to Hear
A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't
Head of an Indian
Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying
Removing a Curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last
Blonde Breathalyzer Test
"I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a license???"
Blonde's Y2K
TO: Boss FROM: Blondie RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your
Drunk Irishman
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes
Inebriated State
Every night after dinner, Merle took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the whole evening
Sign From God
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
School Punishments
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment
Stranded on a Desert Island
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One
Story of Women
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with
Visit to the Doctor
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the
Not Their Day
A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.
Redneck Math
A football coach of an all Redneck team walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his
Who Was That Masked Man?
A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween
Your Profession and Your Libido
A women is getting married for her fourth time
Interblonde
What's the difference between a blonde and the
Catching Rabbits
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique
Skunked Again
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You
Cheap Cat
One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich
Stanley Cup Suicide
Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about
Cosmopolitan Redneck
You know you're a redneck when the biggest city
Turkey Crosses the Road
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Italian Stallions
What do you call Italian women in a sauna? Gorillas
Sharing
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and
TicTacs
Peter's mother has three kids. The first two
Dim Bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Texas vs. Rhode Island
A Texan is bragging to a New Englander. ââ,¬Å"In
The Skin Canoes
There were three guys who where rowing a canoe
Programmer Guffaws
How many programmers does it take to screw in a
Handy Blondy
Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them