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The Never-Ending Joint

There was this pot-head walking down a road when

Yo mama's so fat... bath

Yo mama's so fat, first she filled the bathtub,

Amaryllis Stupid Joke

Knock knock! Who's there? Amaryllis.

You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a

You might be a Redneck if you use the same tree

Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted

Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said

Lawyer in a Tree

How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?

Yo Mama's Privates

Yo mama's pubic hair is so nappy, every time she

Teamsters-Lightbulb

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nerds vs. Blonde Co-Eds

What's the difference between nerdy and blonde

Stumpy the Dog

Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where

Condom Recycling

How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside-out

Ah, Fugettaboudit

An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were

Tenessee Football Player

How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football

Employee of the Month

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from

Knock-Knock Blonde

Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

Nerd Sayings Galore

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt

(Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

Casket

Q: What did one casket say to the other casket?

Bush Has a Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one.

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde

What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast

A Confused Computer

A confused caller was having troubles printing

The Blondes and the Rocking Party

Three blonde friends were walking home from a party

Condoms and Women

What do condoms and women have in common? Both

A Blonde's Golf Accident

There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off

Avon Lady

Q: Why does the blonde Avon Lady walk funny?

Annoying Things To Do In A Restaurant

Ask for a seat for your imaginary friend Bobo.

Operating With A License

To get married you need a wedding license, right?

Wok-a-doo

Do you know what a wok is? It's something

The Blonde And The E-mail

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer

Havaii or Hawaii

These two persons are discussing whether the state

Dwarf Sex

A dwarf and a normal woman met at a party. The

Convenience Store

How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?

Elephant Encounter

Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?

Talking Parrot

This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday