Accountant

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening and read's:Dear Wife (that's

A guy was setting up like a bank account or something like that, and he was being taken care of by a

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

An old woman walked into a bank and asked for the

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS

    A woman walks into her accountant's

A nerdy little accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling

Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist

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(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?" He

Accountant - Someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing. Auditor - Someone

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says,

At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The

A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So he asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said,

The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather