American

US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

An Asian guy is having his "SNACK" (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet

The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush

Three men, an American, an Arab, and a Chinese

There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American,

A Canadian, an American and a China man are stranded

There were three astronauts an American, a Russian,

A British doctor, a German doctor and an American

An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee

Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -

This week, the Bush administration finally released

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert

The American Dairy Association was so successful

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag

1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have

There was an American man that had an meeting in

Dear Mr. Blix, Welcome to Iraq! It is so good

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

Little David comes home from first grade and tells

1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? He thought

An Auburn student spent a holiday in New Mexico

Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some

President George W. Bush was getting angry about

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

Bush is my shepherd I shall not lie He leadeth

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country

1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

An American cowboy was traveling in England and

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

If you're an American when you enter the restroom

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the

After much careful research, it has been discovered

What's the similarity between American beer and

A man went to England on a trip and met a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan

After World War II, an American soldier was going

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland.

An American businessman is on a business trip

Three guys were captured in Iraq as American spies

A little Native American boy asks his chief how

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island,

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and

One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton,

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man:

Q: What do you call two lesbian Native American

Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucious

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and

1. You live in the center of the universe 2. Your

Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts

A man was sitting next to a very attractive woman

1. Big Rock 2. Preston Manning 3. Tax is 7 percent

Transcript of the actual radio conversation of

Did you hear that former American Olympian Picabo

A young fellow walks into a bar. An old crotchety

One day, there was a cowboy riding a horse in the

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but

A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer AMANA

    A businessman boards a flight

    The curator of a Western art

    If you're American when you

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

Microsoft's Latest Venture    

During WW II an American soldier had been on the

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention

Our Rights: The following was written by State

In 1993, the American Government funded a study

September 15     

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am . While his coffeepot

I believe that earlier this year the US Postal Service also issued a set of stamps featuring american

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.... and off they whirled to the land

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another recent study

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists. The terrorist leader said,

When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,

Recently someone was browsing through the 40th Anniversary Issue of Reader's Digest (dated Feb. 1962),

As You May Already Know, It Is A Sin For A Taliban Male To See Any Woman Other Than His Wife Naked

Running Doe, a young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and

An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

Two scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J.SIMPSON "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That''s for Daddys,

Enclosed is my 2005 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President

Thought you might enjoy this message I received from one of my more politically oriented friends.....

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to the bathroom something terrible. After

Jose is 17 years old and lives in Mexico. All his life he has wanted to see an American baseball game.

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - -Dave Platt "Do not meddle in the affairs

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual

Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are wandering around New York

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never

Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman - were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there

The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and

One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, " I hear that the