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A Good English Joke

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action

Avoiding Collision

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities

Quotes About the French

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -

People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize

1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have

Wrestlemania

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

Things Dubya Shouldn't Say

1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into

Genie and the Taliban

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle

Legend of the Maidens

An Auburn student spent a holiday in New Mexico

Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

The Russian Pretzel

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle

After World War II, an American soldier was going

Top 10 Reasons To Live On Prince Edward

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island,

Bill Gates, Super Ego

One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton,

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Alberta

1. Big Rock 2. Preston Manning 3. Tax is 7 percent

USS Lincoln

Transcript of the actual radio conversation of

Bungee Jumping In Mexico

Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business

Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

Dog Train

During WW II an American soldier had been on the

Bill Of No Rights

Our Rights: The following was written by State

Heart Advice

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On

A Modern Day Parable

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

Simple Logic

A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another recent study

Welcoming to America

When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were

Classic Questions About Australia

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

Genie's Map

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The

Men Are From Mars

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

First Hot Dog

Two scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the

Light Bulb

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny

The Medal Of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President

New Immigrant

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person

History Lesson

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

Headlines 2029 AD

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

Osama Bin Laden Went to Heaven

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who

Cultural Differences Explained

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about

Russian Emergency

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory

Diet

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The

How to Mess with the IRS

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

Canadian Tourism Website

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

Hot Dog

Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are wandering around New York

French Woman

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman

Radio Conversation

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities

Hot Dogs

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, " I hear that the