Jokes
A Good English Joke
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action
Avoiding Collision
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities
Quotes About the French
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have
Wrestlemania
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian
Things Dubya Shouldn't Say
1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle
Legend of the Maidens
An Auburn student spent a holiday in New Mexico
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say
10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you
The Russian Pretzel
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian
The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle
After World War II, an American soldier was going
Top 10 Reasons To Live On Prince Edward
1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island,
Bill Gates, Super Ego
One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton,
Top 10 Reasons to Live in Alberta
1. Big Rock 2. Preston Manning 3. Tax is 7 percent
USS Lincoln
Transcript of the actual radio conversation of
Bungee Jumping In Mexico
Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business
Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are
Dog Train
During WW II an American soldier had been on the
Bill Of No Rights
Our Rights: The following was written by State
Heart Advice
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On
A Modern Day Parable
A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race
Simple Logic
A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another recent study
Welcoming to America
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were
Classic Questions About Australia
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?
Genie's Map
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The
Men Are From Mars
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor
First Hot Dog
Two scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the
Light Bulb
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny
The Medal Of Freedom
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President
New Immigrant
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person
History Lesson
History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members
Headlines 2029 AD
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally
How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day
This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German
Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many
Osama Bin Laden Went to Heaven
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who
Cultural Differences Explained
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about
Russian Emergency
Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory
Diet
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The
How to Mess with the IRS
(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always
Canadian Tourism Website
These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers
Hot Dog
Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are wandering around New York
French Woman
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman
Radio Conversation
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities
Hot Dogs
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, " I hear that the