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Blanket

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing tothe roof. Firemen are on

Elevator Scene

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding

This Joke Hurts

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere

Adult Swim

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are swimming

Finder's keepers

There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head.

The roof is on fire

Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build

I scream for ice cream

A blonde walks into an ice cream shop and asks

A helping hand

Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing

Blonde Bet

A blonde and a brunette are in a bar. As they order

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking

Two brunettes and a blonde...

Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix

Blonde and Blonder

A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room,

A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail

Rope a Dope

There were five blondes and one brunette holding

What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...

What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde,

Skip To My Fool

One day, a blonde was skipping on some train tracks

Blondes Strike Back

Why are blonde jokes so short? So that brunettes

Breast Stroke

There was a competition to cross the English channel

3 Wishes

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on

Lunch time

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.

Bad reception

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked,

Castaway Gals

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded

Brunette Jokes

"Oh my god! A brunette walked into a doctor's office

Aryan Intimate Halitosis

What do u call a blonde doing a handstand? A

Elevate The Levels Of Discourse

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding

After You

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the

Blonde, Brunette, Blonde

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

The Young and The Scalpless

Why didn't the Indians scalp brunettes? The

Another Saturday Night

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? Gives

Relay Race

There was a blonde, two brunettes, and redhead

Comfortable

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the

Tag Team

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent

Brunette Mating Call

Q: What is the brunette's mating call? A: Has the

Proud Brunettes

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A:

Three Girls Go Camping

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a

Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying,

A Blonde's Brain At Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at

Blonde with Money

A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks

Brunette, Blonde, Brunette

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

Peroxide Revenge

Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch?

Gone Camping

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for

Blond Father

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married

Blonde Hits the Ground Last

If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building

Blonde in an Elevator

A tall blonde and a tall brunette are stading in

Particularly Nasty Weather

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous

Garbagehead

What is the difference between a brunette and garbage?

Brunette Meets Genie

A brunette is walking through the country, when

Brunette Shopping

Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them?

Ice Hole

There was a competition between a team of blondes

Help Me, I'm On A Date

What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette?

Loose Constructionists

A road consturction manager needed to hire someone

Bartender

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an

Watch the Birdie

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street

Blonde and House

Q: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying

Positions

Three women were at the doctor's office for the

Blonde Handstand

Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

The 69ers

What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in

Death Row in Women's Prison

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a

Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff.

The Midget Scopes the Blonde

A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on

Three Girls Meet the Fairy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing

Blonde in Motion

What is blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette.

Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?

A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the

The Burning Building

One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were on

Blonde on the Run

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the

Three Girls in the Desert

A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.

Blondes on a Rope

There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope

Blonde and Goldfish

A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know

Brunettes and God

Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men

Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke

What's brown and black and blue all over? A brunette

Hanging with Blondes

There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging

Blonde and Genie

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on

Blonde in a Swimming Race

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke

The Blonde's Special Order

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde went to an ice

Blonde Snowman

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette

Blonde - Drowning

A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in

Blonde and Dictionary

A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at

Getting Flowers

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street

Blonde Coffee Drinker

A blonde says to a brunette, ''Excuse me, but each

The Blonde And The E-mail

A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer

Blonde and a Sock

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend

The Blondes' Revenge

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A:

Blondes and Brunettes

Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep

Dumb Brunettes

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes ? A: Peroxide.

Blonde Gymnastics

What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

Cheerleading Tryouts

One day two girls were trying out for the school

Swim Meet

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a

Blonde Bent Over

What do you get when a 6-foot blonde bends over?

Blonde Riding Shotgun

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway

Rating Gals

Two cowboys are leanin' up against the rail at

And Then God Created Brunettes

Q: Why did God make brunettes? A: So the ugly men

Blonde and Brunette, Falling

A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same

Indiana Jones

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first

Thermos Flask

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were lunching together, discussing what they thought the worlds

Blonde Compassion

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blonde, a brunette and

White hair

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly

Hospital

A redhead, brunette, and blonde are all in the hospital waiting to give birth. The redhead turns

Rider

After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro

Road Stripers

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all tried out for the same job as road stripers. The boss told

Twins

blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started

Prize Bull

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few

Revenge of the Blondes

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT

Blonde Sheep Counter

There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde

Blonde hurting all over

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says to him "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's

Dumb Blonde Swimmer

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were all in a race swimming breastroke accross the english

NASA Experiment

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different

Natural Blonde

A brunette went to the doctors. "Doctor," she said. "Help me. I hurt all over." "Sit down," said

Too Tired to Go On

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked

On the Job

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early

Blonde Breast Stroke

A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of

Slow Reader

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to

The Mirror

There was once a magic mirror in a ladies room in a bar. If one stood in front of this mirror and tells

Execution

Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.