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Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians

Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't

10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

A hillbilly is sitting in a bar, drinking, when

Three hillbillies are sitting on a porch. One says,

There once was a little kid named Billy who loved

A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted

There once was a young man named Billy Bob. Now,

A young hillbilly always went out to the barn to

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near

It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher

Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true

Billy was 14 and just started jerking off. He loved

A city girl was driving back to town after attending

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A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use

Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill,

What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus

Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state

Buffallo Billy had a ten-foot willy He showed

What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in

A grade school teacher was asking students what

A Hillbilly family's only son had saved up money

A young female teacher was giving an assignment

Last name: ________________ First name (check

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "What human body part increases to ten

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest

A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are

In a small town in alabama, joe bob decides it's time for his cousin, 19 year-old Billy Bob, to learn

REVISED HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM FOR SO. CAL. NAME______________________________ GANG

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle

The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting,

Rejected Titles Before Settling on BrokeBack Mountain: HIGH NOONER JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON TRUE,

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as

George Bush goes to a primary [elementary] school to talk about the war. After his talk, he opens

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 18 year old Billy Bob, to

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls

This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms. The druggist

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Billy Bob that she would send someone

Seems this hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

A first grade class comes in from recess. Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?" Alice

Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment