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Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.

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Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?

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A young woman goes to church to confess her sins

Monica Lewinsky and her new boyfriend are making

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A woman went into a pet shop to buy her boyfriend

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

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In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting. The girl looks

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships

That's a bit expensive just for a dare isn't it? I saw a dress just like that one in Woolworths

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with

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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while

A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

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A married couple was watching volleyball game at a beach when the wife spotted a couple in the bleachers.

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A woman answered her front door and found two little boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained,

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition,

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On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled

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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to

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After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the

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A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl,

Three women sitting in a bar having a drink. Their boyfriends are all named Georgie. One day they decide

A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red

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