California

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car

A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

Q: How many Northern Californians does it take

Why don't people from the University of Southern

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Three nuns went to a football game and three men

A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors

Nike Condoms: Just do it. Mentos Condoms: The

How many Californians does it take to screw in

Q: There were two gay men and two lesbians moving

In a small town in California there lived two boys,

It was flooding in California. As the flood waters

A man and and a woman from Alabama don't want any

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps

How is California like a Granola bar? They

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Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday

In California Unleaded gas went to $4.00 a gallon last Thursday. Sister Mary Ann, who worked for

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

California Vinters in the Napa Valley area. which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

1972: Long hair 2002: Longing for hair 1972: The perfect high 2002: The perfect high yield mutual

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL,

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California

It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon.. Veteran

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well,

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed

A local man was found murdered in his home in California over the weekend. Detectives at the scene

At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The