Canada

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

PPO = Preferred Provider OrganizationHMO = Health Maintenance OrganizationThe Queen of England was visiting

Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?

The Geography of a Woman Between the ages of

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

The American Dairy Association was so successful

How do you spell Canada? *C-EH N-EH D-EH

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle

Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest

These three men were stranded on an island: a Nefoundlander,

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness

Did you know that Rita McNeil has a tatoo of

The world is going to end in three days, so God

This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study

Canada's worst air disaster: Canada's worst

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he

1. The only place in North America to get bombed

1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole 2. Racism

Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada

15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

Between the ages of 15-18, a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists. The terrorist leader said,

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my

I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption,

PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild,

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. 150,000 Mexicans

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002