Jokes
Avoiding Collision
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities
Fair Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case
Survivor
A Canadian, an American and a China man are stranded
Canadian Gum
A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants
Capitalism for Dummies
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You
Canucky
Why do Canadians do it doggie-style? So they
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle
Perambulating Candadians
Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some
Canadian Style
Why do Canadians do it doggie-style? So they
2 Canadian Guys
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof,
We're Studying Hard
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study
Made in Canada
A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he
USS Lincoln
Transcript of the actual radio conversation of
You Know You're From Michigan When...
1) You define summer as three months of bad
Wish to Talk
An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists. The terrorist leader said,
Politically Incorrect
A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage." The clerk looked at him and
Football Star
The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was
State Slogans
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A
2005 Darwin Awards
[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who
Help From Canada
PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President
Cultural Differences Explained
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about
Chewing Gum
A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,
Typical Canadian Male Baby
A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning
Canadian Quarter Recall
Hang on to any of the new Newfoundland quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than
Analogies and Metaphors
These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,
You know your from Newfoundland when....
- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to
Canadian Tourism Website
These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers
Radio Conversation
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities