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Avoiding Collision

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities

Fair Trade

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case

Survivor

A Canadian, an American and a China man are stranded

Canadian Gum

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

Capitalism for Dummies

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

Canucky

Why do Canadians do it doggie-style? So they

Genie and the Taliban

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle

Perambulating Candadians

Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some

Canadian Style

Why do Canadians do it doggie-style? So they

2 Canadian Guys

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof,

We're Studying Hard

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study

Made in Canada

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he

USS Lincoln

Transcript of the actual radio conversation of

You Know You're From Michigan When...

1) You define summer as three months of bad

Wish to Talk

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists. The terrorist leader said,

Politically Incorrect

A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage." The clerk looked at him and

Football Star

The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was

State Slogans

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

2005 Darwin Awards

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

Help From Canada

PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President

Cultural Differences Explained

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about

Chewing Gum

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,

Typical Canadian Male Baby

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning

Canadian Quarter Recall

Hang on to any of the new Newfoundland quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than

Analogies and Metaphors

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

You know your from Newfoundland when....

- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to

Canadian Tourism Website

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

Radio Conversation

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities