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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities

10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide? 9.

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control

Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by

Not to cuss. Not to cohabitate. Not to use that

Gary Condit was on a sinking ship and everyone

A ship of Marines is sailing along one day when

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it

How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum

10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel

Every morning a man drives to the dock, and every

Why can Captain Kirk hear so well? Because

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

There once was a captain of a ship, and everyday

Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't

A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately

Aliens from Somewhere-Out-There just landed on

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to

A ship captain always asks for his red shirt when

A very respected Captain in the foreign legion

Transcript of the actual radio conversation of

Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful

I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when

Is your computer male or female? As you are aware,

Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,

Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were shouting, crying, running and praying to God - just

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J.SIMPSON "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That''s for Daddys,

Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and--because he was a good

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the

Suddenly there was a mad uncontrolable burst of laughter and the team captain asked John if that was

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced,

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had

A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon