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A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send

Bra

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's.He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter

Religious Nuts

There were four country churches in a small Texas

Lesser Evils

A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students

A Lonely Jew in Catholic School

A Jewish student was doing well in school in all

The Bible for Dummies

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:

Baking Blondes

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.

The Golfer and the Leprechaun

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and

The Joy of Christmas Cards

A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps

College Entrance Exam: For Football Players

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly

Good Catholic Boys

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.

Football Fans vs. Nuns

There were these three guys at a football game

Religions of the World

Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens,

Sleep Walking Nun

What do you call a nun who sleep walks? A

The FortyNunners

Three nuns went to a football game and three men

Math Trouble

A little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled

Taxi Cab Joke

The taxi driver picks up a nun. After a little

Making a Confession

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church,

Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!

Have you seen the hottest new Catholic porn film? It's

Sleepwalking Nun

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin'

Religious Views of the World

Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucious

Three Preachers

There were three preachers: a Catholic, a Baptist,

Peopling The Earth

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging

The Devout Catholic Woman

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and

Nun in a Cab

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't

Four Catholic Mothers

    Four old Catholic women are

Erin Go Bra Shopping

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's,

Gas & Religion

In California Unleaded gas went to $4.00 a gallon last Thursday. Sister Mary Ann, who worked for

Born a Baptist

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all

Gas Can

A nun was in a hurry on her way to her job at the local Catholic Charity Hospital when her car suddenly

Struck by a Bus

A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a

Two Beggars

Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other

Little Zachary

Little Zachary was doing poorly in math. His parents, after exhausting all other incentives, finally

Catholic Dog

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died,

Bucket Method

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first

Personal Ads

Mafia leader seeks sleazy woman who can dodge bullets, meet in rat-infested motels, and speak Russian.

Cabbie and the Nun

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome cab driver won't stop

Tommy and Math

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards,

Jewish Bra

A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.He found a saleslady, and told

Catholic Heart Attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

Apples

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head

Nookie Green

A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession.

Type of Bras

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter

Best Son

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

Praying and Sleeping

Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted

A Boy & Math

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no