Jokes
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A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send
Bra
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's.He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
Religious Nuts
There were four country churches in a small Texas
Lesser Evils
A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students
A Lonely Jew in Catholic School
A Jewish student was doing well in school in all
The Bible for Dummies
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:
Baking Blondes
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.
The Golfer and the Leprechaun
One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and
The Joy of Christmas Cards
A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps
College Entrance Exam: For Football Players
You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly
Good Catholic Boys
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.
Football Fans vs. Nuns
There were these three guys at a football game
Religions of the World
Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens,
Sleep Walking Nun
What do you call a nun who sleep walks? A
The FortyNunners
Three nuns went to a football game and three men
Math Trouble
A little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled
Taxi Cab Joke
The taxi driver picks up a nun. After a little
Making a Confession
A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church,
Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!
Have you seen the hottest new Catholic porn film? It's
Sleepwalking Nun
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin'
Religious Views of the World
Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucious
Three Preachers
There were three preachers: a Catholic, a Baptist,
Peopling The Earth
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and
Nun in a Cab
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't
Four Catholic Mothers
Four old Catholic women are
Erin Go Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's,
Gas & Religion
In California Unleaded gas went to $4.00 a gallon last Thursday. Sister Mary Ann, who worked for
Born a Baptist
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all
Gas Can
A nun was in a hurry on her way to her job at the local Catholic Charity Hospital when her car suddenly
Struck by a Bus
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a
Two Beggars
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome. One has a cross in front of him; the other
Little Zachary
Little Zachary was doing poorly in math. His parents, after exhausting all other incentives, finally
Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died,
Bucket Method
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first
Personal Ads
Mafia leader seeks sleazy woman who can dodge bullets, meet in rat-infested motels, and speak Russian.
Cabbie and the Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very handsome cab driver won't stop
Tommy and Math
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards,
Jewish Bra
A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.He found a saleslady, and told
Catholic Heart Attack
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During
Apples
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head
Nookie Green
A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession.
Type of Bras
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter
Best Son
Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.
Praying and Sleeping
Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted
A Boy & Math
A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no