Jokes
Yo mama's so poor, she only has...
Yo mama's so poor, she only has two channels on
Fishing for Frenchies
What do you call 20 French politicians face down
Breast Stroke
There was a competition to cross the English channel
101 Things NOT to Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me
You Know You're Out Of College When...
1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your
Signs you're watching too much TV
The bumper sticker on your car reads: "What Would
If Resumes Told the Truth
OBJECTIVE To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people
A Very Special Dictionary
THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under
10 Things That Piss Me Off
1. People who point at their wrist while asking
Star Trek 'n' Computer Geeks
What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out
Suburbs vs. Ghetto
In the suburbs, there's grass. In the ghetto,
Don't Say This During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me
You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When...
you grind your coffee beans in your mouth. you
Blonde in a Swimming Race
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke
Daily Affirmations
As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get
The Randy Panda
A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks
How to Write a College Paper
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted
Out Of College
You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your
''I'm Stupid'' Signs
Stupid people should have to
Different Ways To Say ''You're Stupid''
A few clowns short of a circus.Ã, Ã,Â
Contraceptives '98
Microsoft's Latest Venture
Bill Of No Rights
Our Rights: The following was written by State
25 Signs You Have Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out
California's Drivers License Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
Top Ten Signs That Your Friendly Police Officer Needs A Vacation
10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren. 9. He is starting to develop a crush
Bobbitt Family Update
In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested
California Driver Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's
People Over 34 Should Be Dead
Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,
Cultural Differences Explained
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about
Adult Education
Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn
25 Signs You've Grown Up:
Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out
Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take
Contraceptive98
News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating
New Car
A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking
30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid
*A few clowns short of a circus *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A
God's Diet Plan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of
Dumb Blonde Swimmer
A blonde, brunette, and a red head were all in a race swimming breastroke accross the english
Blonde Breast Stroke
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of