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3 Men are walking through the jungle when they are captured by native tribesman. The tribesman take the

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer."

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities

A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest,

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist

George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgrove

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next

President George W. Bush was getting angry about

10. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length

George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs

A young Indian brave goes up to the Chief and says,

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the

Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized

There was a brave with no sexual experience. He

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at

There was a guy that was stranded on an island.

The Chief Executive of an HMO died and was very

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed

There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist

A little Native American boy asks his chief how

There were three guys who where rowing a canoe

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

There was this Indian chief who was straining to

Q: How can you make a very lively hankerchief?

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds

A long time ago, a cowboy was captured by the Indians.

Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they

Titles Considered for Monica's Autobiography 1.

There was an old lady walking down the streets

1) So your daughter's a hooker,and it spoiled your

Q: What does the band now play when Clinton enters

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A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten,

A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that

    One day a hunter was walking

Listen my children, and you shall hear Of

So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really

A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd

It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It's not my fault, Miss Crabtree. You

01/20/09 - End of an Error That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway If You Want a

After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and

A frightened man dialed 911 to report! an assault. "I was coming in the back door," said the man to

From: Chief of Operations Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions It has come to our attention from

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says

A man fell asleep on the beach.He woke up several hours later and suffered a severe sunburn to his

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When... 1. You notice your tie sticking out of your

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? The following were taken off of actual police car videos

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was

Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed its commitment to bringing the "total PC experience"

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear

The chief of staff of the US Army decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

A chief and an admiral were sitting in the barber shop. They were both just getting finished with

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US

A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. - A cat shows up.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer!"

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends

A cat shows up at the Pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter says, "I know you! You were a very nice

There was a great eruption of a south sea island volcano, and the witch doctor appealed to the tribal