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When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule,

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers

A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please

Knock, Knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? I know

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

You'd better watch out, You'd better not cry, You'd

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? Because

Q. Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids? A.

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew

Yo Mama is so poor, she told your little siser

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus schedule,

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so