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US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example

Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle.

Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd

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Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at

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Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at

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George W. Bush was caught breaking the White House

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George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven,

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Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and

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Bill Clinton was recently seen smoking a pipe.

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President Clinton and the Pope died on the same

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Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of

Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas,

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Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House

Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day,

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How did Bill Clinton practice safe sex? He

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Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter

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Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are taking a post-workout

A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween,

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Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington

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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? To keep

Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky's deposition:

Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna

What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after

Titles Considered for Monica's Autobiography 1.

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Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married

If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood, and Bill

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One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While

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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead

Bill Clinton calls his intern. ''Come into the

Bill Clinton went to Africa and, when he got back,

President Clinton opened doors for future presidents.

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Reporter to Clinton: ''Was Monica lying?''''No,

Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird?

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    White House staffers were perplexed

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A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day

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Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After

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Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller

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Did you hear? Bill Clinton stopped playing the

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory

It is near the end of the school year.  The

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BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado.... and off they whirled to the land

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

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DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny

Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a young boy selling puppies. "Buy a puppy Ma'am?"

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret

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Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven,

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

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It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait till you see the

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I

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A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared

President Clinton wakes up one morning, looks out of the White House window and sees "The President

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious...

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

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Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up in a tornado and finally land

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she

During his visit to the United States, the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour