Jokes
Ready, Aim...
A Vicar and his friend, Colin were playing golf.
I Think Santa Claus Is A Woman...
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List
December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.
Santa Claus is a Woman
I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be
Bush & the Blackboard
George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson
The Lottery Ticket
John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into
Helisoft
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when
Heaven and Hell
John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends.
Windows 666
Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates
Priest Playing Golf
A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't
A Pilot Reminisces
A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his flying days during the war.
Just Like Frank
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the
Santa is a Woman
I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During
Creation of Canada
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel
Lost Helicopter
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all
Heaven is Full
God summons St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, we have a problem. Heaven is full. However, we have a
The ant Hill
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to
Strange Cemetery Noise
A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the cemetery,
Success
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do,