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Qns n Ans

Qn: Why is fish cunning ?Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon)Qn: What animal falls down the

Avoiding Collision

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities

People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize

1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have

Megastore, Megasale

The manager of a megastore came to check on his

Old Granny and Dog

There was an old lady and her dog who lived on

Abusement Park

The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement

Amusement Pork

Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common?

Highschool Sweethearts

There was once a pair of high school sweethearts.

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde

What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast

USS Lincoln

Transcript of the actual radio conversation of

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster

Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her

The Blonde and The Jaguar

A young blonde stock broker was bored with her

Coming Home Late

Two married buddies are out drinking one night

Wheelchair Speed Demon

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and

You Know You're From Michigan When...

1) You define summer as three months of bad

Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are

Fishing For a Sale

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job

Philosophy

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)

New York Girl

A girl from New York and a girl from the west coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The

The Irish Virgin

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that

The Speeder

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd

Wrong Approach

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't

Being Six Again

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at

Men Are From Mars

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

History Lesson

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

The Salesman

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department

Too Much Christmas Cheer

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When... 1. You notice your tie sticking out of your

Not Waking The Wife

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't

Louisiana Girl

A girl from Louisiana and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The

The Fisherman

The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with

Sports Fishing

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear

Radio Conversation

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities

Chili taster named Frank

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

Two Sweethearts

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were

Phone Call at Night

It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings.