Jokes
Qns n Ans
Qn: Why is fish cunning ?Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon)Qn: What animal falls down the
Avoiding Collision
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
1. Britney Spears & Eminem Who, combined, have
Megastore, Megasale
The manager of a megastore came to check on his
Old Granny and Dog
There was an old lady and her dog who lived on
Abusement Park
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement
Amusement Pork
Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common?
Highschool Sweethearts
There was once a pair of high school sweethearts.
Atlantic Coast and a Blonde
What's the difference between the Atlantic Coast
USS Lincoln
Transcript of the actual radio conversation of
Yo mama's... Roller Coaster
Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her
The Blonde and The Jaguar
A young blonde stock broker was bored with her
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night
Wheelchair Speed Demon
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and
You Know You're From Michigan When...
1) You define summer as three months of bad
Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are
Fishing For a Sale
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job
Philosophy
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)
New York Girl
A girl from New York and a girl from the west coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The
The Irish Virgin
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that
The Speeder
The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd
Wrong Approach
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't
Being Six Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at
Men Are From Mars
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor
History Lesson
History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members
The Salesman
A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department
Too Much Christmas Cheer
You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When... 1. You notice your tie sticking out of your
Not Waking The Wife
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't
Louisiana Girl
A girl from Louisiana and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The
The Fisherman
The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with
Sports Fishing
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear
Radio Conversation
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities
Chili taster named Frank
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili
Two Sweethearts
There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were
Phone Call at Night
It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings.