Computers

A computer walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender looks over at him and says,

A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

Mrs. Flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

The difference between computers and people?

1) All of your friends have @ in their names

What do blondes and computers have in common?

Women claim that computers should be referred to

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital

What is the difference between sex and computers?

1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

How are blondes and computers similar? You never

How are men like computers? They don't work

Is your computer male or female? As you are aware,

Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet

It has long been rumored that W. R. Grace Co. was

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

-It is always possible to park directly outside

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated

Investment tips for 2006.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers

I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability

A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying, "It is impossible for your generation to understand

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their computers. Jesus was typing away. The Devil

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing