Condoms

A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One

An Asian guy is having his "SNACK" (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

A blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist

Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condoms? A:

A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

Two condoms are walking down a street in San Francisco

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

A Syrian guy walked into a cafe. He sees a Lebanese

A boy goes to the drugstore with his dad and sees

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Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.

Advantages 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone

A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes

Why do soldiers wear condoms? So the enemy doesn't

Three nuns were taking a walk one day. ''I was

A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant

What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt

What do blondes call condoms? Doggie Bags

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were

There were three nuns talking and one nun said,

Nike Condoms: Just do it. Mentos Condoms: The

What kind of condoms do snakes use? Anacondoms!

A father and his son go into the grocery store

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were

What do women and condoms have in common? They

Three rednecks are talking about how stupid their

In days of old, when knights were bold, And

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt

Two old ladies were standing on a street corner

A city girl was driving back to town after attending

A blonde was walking down the street with shower

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist

What do condoms and women have in common? Both

A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS

Q. What do gay guys call their condoms? A.

A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a

A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary

The wealthy, high-society mother of a 17-year-old

Q. Why did the man put condoms on his ears during

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed

Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

    Three nuns were talking. "I

Dear __________________________,    

A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says, " I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection.

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite

A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend.

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-

The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have

By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy

two Old Ladies Were Outside Their Nursing Home, Having A Smoke, When It Started To Rain. One Of The

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees the shelf of condoms and asks his father

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten

A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy 2 dozen boxes of

This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms. The druggist

Dude walks into a pharmacy laughing hysterically, orders 2 condoms, still laughing, pays the pharmacist

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The