Desperate

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how

Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he

The bank robbers had tied and gagged the bank cahier after learning the combination to the safe and had

A man on a camel rode through miles of the sun-drenched desert searching for some sign of life. His supplies

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.

Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail

It was a dark, foggy night. A man was wandering

This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

Stress: The confusion created when one's mind

There was a guy that was stranded on an island.

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous

A guy sees a sign outside a bar that says "Piano

A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to

A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS

I know I haven't known you for a very long time,

1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley

"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going

A women desperately looking for work goes into

First and foremost, we are not obligated to do

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't

A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts

That's a bit expensive just for a dare isn't it? I saw a dress just like that one in Woolworths

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

"I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The

Three men die and meet Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter

John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first guy says to the second

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

A woman desperately looking for work went into a factory. The personnel manager looked over her resume

By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit

A guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial