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A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are

Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? A:

Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for

This week, the Bush administration finally released

Your mama so poor, when she went to mcdonalds she

Be brave -- ask US for more money. Salt and pepper

You know you're in trouble when... 1. The McDonald's

What does McDonalds and Michael Jackson have in

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George

1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and

Before you leave your house... 1. Put on a little

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking

What do Michael Jackson and McDonalds have in common?

How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Nike Condoms: Just do it. Mentos Condoms: The

So this lady goes to her doctor and explains that

A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out

(which in our society means over 25) An older

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.

There was an elderly couple that went to McDonald's.

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach?

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up.

How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? Because Donald

Yo' mama's like McDonald's, over 90 billion served

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked

    What to not say to the nice

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted

'Twas the night before crisis, And behind White

Dear __________________________,    

Monica's Diary Entry 1 Dear Diary, I'm so excited!

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many

The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing and concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:

10. Today is our what? 9. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time we had sex this year.

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

Two rednecks were given a special SAT test to meet their admission requirements to the Military Academy.

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Mann went to study at an English university and was living in the

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $ 5,000 and feels really good about the