Engineer

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

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Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and

A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke,

Three engineering students were gathered together

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a

Two engineering students were walking across campus

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes

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ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically

Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me,

I was working in a scrap yard in Southern England during summer vacation at an engineering university.

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

"Remember, never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly... " Dan Wineman Memory

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks...Rufus and Clarence. They lived

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the

We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

Dilbert's Salary Theorem states that Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and

Two engineering students meet on campus one day. The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey --

MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer getsdissatisfied with the level

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his

There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived

There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living. They went to see a counsellor, and he

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same

A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. By mistake, St.Peter directs him to go below. So,

A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The