Engineers

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Battle of the Engineers

Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at

NOAH's ARK - A Modern Tale

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

Nouveau Riche Blonde

There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went

Nerdz

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and

Engineer's Belief

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke,

Mechanical vs. Chemical

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers

A Misuse of NASA Technology

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to

Accountants and Engineers on a Train

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling

A Horoscope For The Workplace

ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future

Rocket Science

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically

Computer Quotes

"Remember, never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly... " Dan Wineman Memory

Clearance

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks...Rufus and Clarence. They lived

Dilbert's Salary Theorem

Dilbert's Salary Theorem states that Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives

What's Your Workplace Zodiac Sign ?

MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in

Maintenance Complaints

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual

How to Clean your Mouse

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral

The Practical Engineer

There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the engineers who miraculously survived

Job Test Cheater

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same