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Merger of Christmas and Hanukkah

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers

The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...

This week, the Bush administration finally released

Bush Does a Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

Bush's Favor

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

The Crabby Cabbie

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the

Doctor Says I Have a Nice...

A woman and her husband go to the doctor because

If I Had A Hammer

A man is in court for murder and the judge says,

What Men Need Most

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic

That's Nice

Two old friends, who hadn't seen each other in

The Golden Fiddle

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a

Before It Starts

A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner

Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!

What's the difference between a broom and a fifteen-year

Shrewd Investment

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and

People Really Said These Things In Court

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

Bartender

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an

Statue Fantasy

An old wizard was walking through a park when he

Geriatric Communication

An old man goes to his doctor and says, “I

World's Toughest Cowboy

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out

How Many Union Guys Does It Take...

How many union guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

The New Harley

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley

Pubic Indecency

    Johnny meets a girl on the street.

The Living Statues

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and

New Chevrolet

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream,

Thirty Times

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman

Mailman

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches

Moral of the Story

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with

The Art of Love Making

The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive

State Slogans

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

Who Am I?

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of

My Best Friend

A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends

Vegas Cab Driver

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

They're finally together

Maria, an Italian woman was extrememly religious. When she was married, she refused to use protection because

Bought A Porsche

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get

Love Line

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's

Phone Book

Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the conversation came around to last night's big date. "So,

Cows: With a New Twist

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

Futuristic Motel

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next

Engine Trouble

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced,