Jokes
Merger of Christmas and Hanukkah
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers
The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
This week, the Bush administration finally released
Bush Does a Favor
George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning
Bush's Favor
George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning
The Crabby Cabbie
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the
Doctor Says I Have a Nice...
A woman and her husband go to the doctor because
If I Had A Hammer
A man is in court for murder and the judge says,
What Men Need Most
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic
That's Nice
Two old friends, who hadn't seen each other in
The Golden Fiddle
A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a
Before It Starts
A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner
Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!
What's the difference between a broom and a fifteen-year
Shrewd Investment
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and
People Really Said These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.
Bartender
A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an
Statue Fantasy
An old wizard was walking through a park when he
Geriatric Communication
An old man goes to his doctor and says, I
World's Toughest Cowboy
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...
How many union guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
The New Harley
This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley
Pubic Indecency
Johnny meets a girl on the street.
The Living Statues
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and
New Chevrolet
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream,
Thirty Times
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman
Mailman
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches
Moral of the Story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with
The Art of Love Making
The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive
State Slogans
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A
Who Am I?
One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of
My Best Friend
A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends
Vegas Cab Driver
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and
They're finally together
Maria, an Italian woman was extrememly religious. When she was married, she refused to use protection because
Bought A Porsche
A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get
Love Line
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's
Phone Book
Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the conversation came around to last night's big date. "So,
Cows: With a New Twist
DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You
Futuristic Motel
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next
Engine Trouble
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced,