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Geography of a woman and man

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.She is half discovered, half wild.Between the ages

Actual Answers From Radio Contestants

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan

Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all

Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti

Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors

Two nuns from France were coming to New York...

Two nuns from France were coming to New York.

Quotes About the French

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -

The Geography of Men and Women

The Geography of a Woman Between the ages of

The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...

This week, the Bush administration finally released

The Great Saddam and Bush Debate

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

Lost with Translation

The American Dairy Association was so successful

Hole in One

There was an American man that had an meeting in

Blonde State of Mind

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international

College Entrance Exam: For Football Players

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly

Concorde Humor 2

''What are you doing tonight?'' asked the Air France

Concorde Humor

What's the difference between Air France and British

Limerick -- An Unusual Dance

There once was a woman from France, Who did an

The Greedy Texan

Four guys are flying to Japan in their own jet.

We're Studying Hard

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study

Free-Throw

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are

Screwed, For Sure

Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't

50 Things to Do in a Mall

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

Made in Canada

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he

New Words

A boy from France comes to America. He wants to

Three Explorers Are Captured...

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A Frenchman, an Englishman and

Wacky News of the World

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

Pre-Nuptial Agreements

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining

The Penis Study

In 1993, the American Government funded a study

Aint It the Truth?

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am . While his coffeepot

Women

Between the ages of 15-18, a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot

Heart Disease

In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is very low and the heart disease ratio is lower

College Professor

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female

Classic Questions About Australia

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

For All You Lexophiles (Lovers of Words)

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. 2. What's the definition of a will? (It's

Canoe

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and

Headlines 2029 AD

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

Halo Statue

A Mexican man becomes an instant millionaire after winning the lottery. With his newfound wealth,

The Geography of Women

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild,

Mexican Earthquake

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. 150,000 Mexicans

Axis of Evil Wannabes

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

French Mustard

The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement: "We at the French's Company

Comments About The French

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a

Smart A$$ Professor

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of

Pastor and the Housekeeper

In France, the young assistant pastors do not live in the main rectory. That is reserved for the