French

I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered fat free french

Q: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your

You might be a redneck if you can french kiss with

1. If being chased through town, you can usually

What do you call 20 French politicians face down

Why do the French Smell? So blind people can hate

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." -

What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands

What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under

A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord

What''s the shortest book ever written? French

Why did the Post Office have to recall its series

The American Dairy Association was so successful

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with

Yo daddy is so dumb that he went to court and

A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?

Did you hear about the gay French General?

Louis, the French Fighter Pilot, was lying with

What's an Australian kiss? It's a French

Two guys always catch the train to work together;

Four guys are flying to Japan in their own jet.

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and

1. You are sandwiched between French assholes and

1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole 2. Racism

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2.

Once a Frenchman, an Englishman and an Irishman

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the

Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him

A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

You might be a redneck if you think the French

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A Frenchman, an Englishman and

This should be sung to the tune "A Few of

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public

Run one lap around the office at top speed

1)  A Guide to Arab Democracies 2) 

This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to

December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John:

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On

How The French Military uniform evolved A long time ago, the British and French were at War. During

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:

An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive

- Your sister's a real knock-out. Is one of you adopted? - For the longest time I lived with a

Well after all the witch hunts over the years by the French trying to prove he was using illegal substances.....they

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Scotsman were out at the beach. Suddenly they spied a beautiful mermaid

World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore near you. FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary in London, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place

Three old men are discussing their sex lives. The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had

An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to the bathroom something terrible. After

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says,

The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement: "We at the French's Company

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms. The druggist

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his