Friday

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening and read's:Dear Wife (that's

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out

A husband and wife came for counseling after 20

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights

This week, the Bush administration finally released

Knock, knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? Sorry,

MONDAY 8:00 - "Husseinfeld" 8:30 - "Mad About Everything" 9:00

What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of

A boy goes to the drugstore with his dad and sees

Did you hear what Lizzie Grubman did Friday night? Crashed

More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on

11) I'm spiking the punch at the reception. That'll

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

Late one Friday in Dublin, a policeman spotted

Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white

One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a

A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend

From: General Manager To: Departmental

There is this third grade class with this kid named

A father and his son go into the grocery store

How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? Tell

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

A young man wished to purchase a present for his

An old woman walked into a bank and asked for the

One Friday, two women were sitting and talking.

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees

Slash, a well-known murderer, had been on death

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot

Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three

A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished

What is everything a plumber needs to know about

For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

Two couples were playing cards.  John accidentally

Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked

Ã, Ã, Ã,  Two young guys were picked up

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping

Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting

Eddie was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method

One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. "Veronica,

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.

A business man got on an elevator.when he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him

What the Job Ad says & What it means: Advancement opportunity: Sh*t job Entry level Really

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real notes written from parents

The cowhand got paid on Friday and immediately rode into town and proceeded to the nearest bar and

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching

SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day. As they had not been

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees the shelf of condoms and asks his father

Lil' Johnny's mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in

Alaskan Birthday Party Sam has been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating