Genie

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle.

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking

A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running

George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgrove

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on

There was this man walking on the beach and he

A man is sitting in a pub, when a guy with an incredibly

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle

Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He

A man was walking down the beach when he found

While he was rooting around in the basement, a

These three men were stranded on an island: a Nefoundlander,

There was an old lady and her dog who lived on

One day a government worker was digging through

A guy with a very small head was sitting at a bar,

This guy buys an old bottle at a yardsale. Upon

A brunette is walking through the country, when

There was a man named Benny who loved to take

Three men were walking down a street and found

A man walking along the beach finds a magic lamp

One day a man was planting flowers outside his

One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive

One day, on a trip to the Grand Canyon, three rednecks

Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on

A young man fell in a pit one day and found a magic

There was a guy walking down the street in San

A Russian guy was walking down the street when

One day, Monica Lewinsky found a lamp. She rubbed

There was this pot-head walking down a road when

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive

A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel

A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting beside

A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says,

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed

A couple were golfing one day on a very exclusive golf course, lined with million-dollar houses.

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Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freight vessel. While

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started

Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie

A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Amongst the boxes and old papers

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so