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Gordon Brown, George Bush and Saparmurat Niyazov are flying to a world economic summit. Saparmurat looks

Mr Samy Vellu attends a UN meeting on space exploration by 2008. He is representing the Malaysian Prime

A young man called John died and he went to Heaven to begin his afterlife journey. However, he was stopped

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says,

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,

A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu,

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

George W. was out jogging one morning along the

Here's a dilemma... With all your honor and dignity,

George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet

A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts

The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and Ross Perot are

There were five people on a crashing air plane.

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when

After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama

George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgrove

Q. What''s the difference between George W. Bush

George and Laura Bush were on a private jet en

Saddam Hussein and George Bush are seated next

Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

Saddam Hussein phoned President Bush and said,

Valentines Day is here again, and with it the perfect

What do George Bush's wife and the American flag

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi:

Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared

What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and

Why did George Bush cross the road? Beause his

George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into

Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington,

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a

Why did Al Gore get a belly ring? Because

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't

Why did George W. Bush cross the road? To plunge

President George W. Bush was getting angry about

Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning

Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of

George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate

Q. What did George W Bush get on his SAT's? A.

What's pink, grey, and can't fit through a doorway? George

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the

George Bush is so stupid, he's still looking for

George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One

George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson

Why did George W. Bush cross the road? To ask

President George W. Bush is hit by a strong case

George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming,

George Bush and his accomplice Dick Cheney were

Q: What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? A:

All quotes 100% authentic, and courtesey of George

George W. Bush is the President Dick Cheney is

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

It's finally come out why George W. is pushing

One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish

George W. Bush was caught breaking the White House

Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? He heard that

President George W. Bush decides it is time to

Dear U.S. Citizens, I have the distinguished honor

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old

G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were

Bush was speaking at a High School, he was asked

George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven,

A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to

George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs

Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots? A little

When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of

President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies

1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game

During his campaign, George W. Bush and his advisors

A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference:

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly

Two friends, named Harry and George, go on a trip

Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and

Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over

George set out on a very windy day to see his friend

What did the man in the big yellow hat have to

George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane

What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have

George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen

George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?

The was a man named George who got a new job.

Bertha was worried about her husband George, so

In the suburbs, there's grass. In the ghetto,

About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence Let's

A man named George was new in the city and needed

You wake up face down on the pavement. You

One day there were three boys walking down the

George Bush and Dick Cheney's campaign slogan:

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington

Out of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, which one

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

One time, back in the day, a boy named Johnny was

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and

George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington

Q: What is the difference between George Washington,

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2)

'You Were an Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best

    NBC 8:00 Friends 8:30

It was mailman George's last day on the job after

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting

    Dick Cheney, President Bush

70-year-old George went for his annual physical.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she

13> "None for me, thanks.  That

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory

There has been a recent discovery among archives

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad

Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

The George W Bush Presidential Lie-berry is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

One day George was betting on the ponies nearly losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest who had

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

01/20/09 - End of an Error That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway If You Want a

Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former "loves". I told him that I once

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks

(We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi:

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? 1. One to deny

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought

Subject: PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD ... GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED

All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing

1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer) 2.

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the

10. Your top player scores 20 points a game, but most of them are in the wrong basket. 9. You spend

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when George W. said, "I hate all

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait till you see the

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr.

Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency. "Our largest condom factory

George Bush goes to a primary [elementary] school to talk about the war. After his talk, he opens

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

You are different and that's bad. Pop goes the hamster......and other great microwave games. What

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside inn with

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!" ---- Hannibal Lecter "I would rather have a

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --Henny Youngman The best way

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th

A drill sergeant was known to be brusque with his men. His lieutenant warned him to try to be more

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all