Gimme

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Gimme a triple!"So the bartender pours him up a triple

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on

A man with an average handicap decides to play

A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an

A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme

There was a man who just got out of the army.

"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A Frenchman, an Englishman and

Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park

Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms. The druggist

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking

A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and