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Mini Meanie

The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil

The Golfer and the Leprechaun

One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and

Top Ten Caddy Comments

Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the

Golf Genie

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,

Senior Golf Logic

A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with

Hack Golfer

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club,

Golf Love Poem

I think that I shall never see a hazard rougher

The Golfer and the Buttercups

A man is participating in a golf tournament. He

Caddy Humor

Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?

Golf and Funerals

Two guys are golfing on a course that is right

On The Side

Two golfers meet on the same golf course, on the

Greg Norman

Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the

The Hotel

There was a man who was drivivng down the road

Golfing and Skydiving Mishaps

Whats the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

The Engineer at the Golf Course

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting

Tiger Woods Wouldn't Do That

Tiger Woods     A couple were on

You Bet Your (Sex) Life

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,

Family Spat

A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career

Gold Medalist

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's

Golfing Realities

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white, they're sold by the dozen, and every week you have to buy more. A

Definitions

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:

Golf

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft;

The Tree

A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He

Going to War

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

Golfer in a Car Crash

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was

Couples Alternate Shot Tournament

The husband didn't want to play in the "Couples Alternate Shot Tournament" at the club, but he reluctantly

Travel Advisory

The Wisconsin State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers

Top 10 Caddy Comments

10. Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake! Caddy: Think you can keep your head down

White Coats

Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran across the fairway and into

Tough Day on the Golf Course

Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused,

The ant Hill

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to

Logical Engineer

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

Golfing Preacher

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the