Jokes
Mini Meanie
The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil
The Golfer and the Leprechaun
One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and
Top Ten Caddy Comments
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the
Golf Genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,
Senior Golf Logic
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with
Hack Golfer
A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club,
Golf Love Poem
I think that I shall never see a hazard rougher
The Golfer and the Buttercups
A man is participating in a golf tournament. He
Caddy Humor
Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?
Golf and Funerals
Two guys are golfing on a course that is right
On The Side
Two golfers meet on the same golf course, on the
Greg Norman
Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the
The Hotel
There was a man who was drivivng down the road
Golfing and Skydiving Mishaps
Whats the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
The Engineer at the Golf Course
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting
Tiger Woods Wouldn't Do That
Tiger Woods A couple were on
You Bet Your (Sex) Life
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,
Family Spat
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's
Golfing Realities
Golf balls are like eggs. They're white, they're sold by the dozen, and every week you have to buy more. A
Definitions
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:
Golf
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft;
The Tree
A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He
Going to War
Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President
Golfer in a Car Crash
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was
Couples Alternate Shot Tournament
The husband didn't want to play in the "Couples Alternate Shot Tournament" at the club, but he reluctantly
Travel Advisory
The Wisconsin State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers
Top 10 Caddy Comments
10. Golfer: Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake! Caddy: Think you can keep your head down
White Coats
Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran across the fairway and into
Tough Day on the Golf Course
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused,
The ant Hill
Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to
Logical Engineer
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Golfing Preacher
There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the