Government

British citizens must be photographed as drunk in their passports; requests governments of Turkey and

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth

A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested, "I am looking for a spouse.

Did you hear the Italian Government is going to

After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are

Dear Mr. Blix, Welcome to Iraq! It is so good

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some

Senior citizens are riddled with AIDS! ...hearing

Question - What is the difference between a liberal

More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified

Bush happens Life is like a box of chocolates.

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

What's the difference between the government and

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment

5. "Sure we could have these people killed to

One day a government worker was digging through

I've fucked in the sun, I've fucked in the rain.

The European Union commissioners have announced

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes

1. You are sandwiched between French assholes and

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about

1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly

1. Big Rock 2. Preston Manning 3. Tax is 7 percent

Why is the government like a prostitute? You're

Titles Considered for Monica's Autobiography 1.

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS

If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their

Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government? A:

If the government is going to put health warning

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

    One day, a man named Tony died.  

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism

Our Rights: The following was written by State

    13> Driving your fellow Congressman

In 1993, the American Government funded a study

Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

Rules for hunting lawyers Washington state attorney season and bag limits -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1300.01

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.. One from New Jersey,

As You May Already Know, It Is A Sin For A Taliban Male To See Any Woman Other Than His Wife Naked

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name

No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your

TO: Honorable Secretary of Agriculture Washington, D.C. Dear Sir, My friend, Buba Peterson,

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:

This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government

If Recipes were like tax forms.... * Line 1. Butter, a minimum of half a pound (8 oz.), but not

The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.

Enclosed is my 2005 Form 1040, together with payment. Please take note of the attached article from

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and--because he was a good

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

Thought you might enjoy this message I received from one of my more politically oriented friends.....

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. 150,000 Mexicans

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

It's even hotter than usual in Phoenix, 116 degrees sets a new record, the Associated Press reports: About

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the @#%$ out of you. Men are like ........

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much partying, but now I found out

An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to you

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

German scientists dug 50 metres underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government