Grandma

One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why is some

There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation.One day, the

1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp 5.

If you think no Christmas dinner is complete

What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting

On her way to Grandma's house, Little Red Riding

Dear Jennifer, I have an interesting

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to

One night, a father passed by his son's room and

"Dad," asked son, "What's that shriveled up old

You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to

Little Red Riding Hood was packing her things.

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when

Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill,

Once there was this man whose car broke down.

What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday?

Grandfather and grandson, on a stroll on their

Finally, something other than smiley faces....

What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?Grandpa.

The young fellow was about to be married and was

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves

What is grosser than gross? When you're kissing

Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house

''Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today!''

Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young

A man was walking down the street when he noticed

You know your grandparents are doing it when... 10.

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize

    Dear Son,    

All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other

I believe in having sex on the first date. At my age, there may not be a second date. Senior Campbell's

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

A five year old boy comes to visit his grandparents and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch,

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while

All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems

10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly

randpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. "What

"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina. "Fifty years," Grandma

A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and

This young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained,