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A woman goes to the doctor's office and says to him. "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see

Ah huay went for a job interview, and when the manager saw him wearing a colorful shirt, golden hair,

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not

Three men, an American, an Arab, and a Chinese

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger

Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was

Angelina Jolie: Puckered squid in mammary sauce

A young punk gets on a bus and sits down in directly

What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour? A

A preacher woke up one Sunday morning and looked

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he

A guy about to tee off was approached by a man

3 men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan

I think that I shall never see a hazard rougher

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf

What's green with 20,000 assholes? A St.Patrick's

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on

* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people

Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of

There once was a toad that was excluded from all

There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house,

One day, a man was golfing when he hit his ball

What's green and red, and goes 100 mph? A

What's long and green and smells like pork?

Two college students are in Ireland for a vacation

This Avon lady was out selling her wares. She

I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four

One day, a man walked into an appliance store. "Do

Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.

One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes

What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.

Bob and Bill are driving down the road going about

There was this one lady that bought a jar of pickles

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island,

There was a old man sitting on a bench outside

What is green and yellow and lies in a pile of

10) When people go the speed limit in the fast

A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that

What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A

Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

Q: What's green and eats nuts? A: Syphilis

Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because

Q:What is long, green, and has cum in it? A:

A nurse was on duty in the emergency department,

What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if

What happens when you throw a green rock in the

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples

Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam

What do you have when you have two green balls

A teacher decides that she is going to teach her

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, “Why

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

This lady is throwing a party where each guest

40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting

One day the pre-school teacher said, “We're

Proof That Jewish Was Jewish: 1. He went into

What's green, has four legs and smells like fish?

A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes The South

Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain

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A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul

A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn't

A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

This husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career

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There was a church down in Southwest Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager

Green Bay, WI Monday, October 31, 2005 - Anthrax Scare At Lambeau Field Green Bay Packer football

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S.legally through Immigration. The Officer said "Pedro, you have

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

A wife reports, My Husband, not happy with my mood swings so he bought me a mood ring the other day

A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was

A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession.

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb

A US Air Force C-141 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in all different

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

The husband didn't want to play in the "Couples Alternate Shot Tournament" at the club, but he reluctantly

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each

Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of

Teacher asked her class to use 'definitely' in a sentence. Jane raised her hand and said, "The sky

There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zoo keeper

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him,

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and

A young punk gets on the cross town bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the

An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red

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