Jokes
Firetruck
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry,
Alien Abduction
Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner
Too Smart
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
The greatest cow
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when
Harry Potter Quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed
Harry Potter Stays Back
Why did Harry Potter have to repeat his first year
Hogwarts Expulsion
Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He
Harry Potter Sequels
Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love Harry
George and Harry's European Vacation
Two friends, named Harry and George, go on a trip
Star Wars -vs- Star Trek
12. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely,
Cheating
A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's
The Proxy Father
The Smiths had no children and decided to use a
Gorilla and Computer
What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a
Hooker In Training
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times,
Even & Odd-Numbered Snow Parking
Harry and Martha were sitting down to their usual
Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About England
10. "Clocks are five hours fast" 9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language" 8. "Harry
Surrogate Father
The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their
Phone Book
Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the conversation came around to last night's big date. "So,
Christmas Raffle
Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub, a week before Xmas, enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided
Where is Harry?
A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter
The Helpful Wife
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem