Hatch

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and

11) I'm spiking the punch at the reception. That'll

One day Adam's teacher told the class that everyone

Billy's homework assignment is to think of a true

An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs,

A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one

A little boy is walking along on a nude beach.

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women,

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

I did not do it in a car I did not do it

    A herd of buffalo can only move

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

A five year old boy comes to visit his grandparents and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch,

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the big table he looks into his small bowl.