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Tech Support: "Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?" Customer: "Hello, yes, it's me." Tech

This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the stations has a competition where they ring someone

The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying

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The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

Secretaries Powell and Rumsfeld are sitting in

Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering who to

A husband is at home watching a football game when

One day there was a blind man walking down the

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A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its

A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello.

What's grosser than gross? Kissing your grandmother

Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck,

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon

Q: Do you remember blowing Mr.Bubbles when you

A woman finds out that her husband is cheating

The Pope walked into a car dealership one day to

A lady walked into a bar and there were no seats

A fellow strolled up to a lady at the bar and introduced

A policeman is walking down the road when he sees

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set

This Story is true!!! For all of you who occasionally

A reverend was walking in a big city park, when

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks

A married couple was walking down the street when

A reporter heard that a farmer had animals that

Once there was a substitute teacher taking over

A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this

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A man comes home from work early to find his wife

A blonde goes into a world wide message center

Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging

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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting

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A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens

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A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It

An FM station has a competition where they ring

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed

Me: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T. Me: This is

I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. "Hello?" A

Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards,

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The

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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your

Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking........and the one blonde says to the

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names

One day while doing door-to-door market research, this guy knocks on a door and is greeted by a beautiful

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

It's Saturday morning and John's just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,HONEY, COULD YOU FIX

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do,

It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings.

The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home: - Hello! - At what time does the