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Hillery Dillery Dock, Obama will Clean her Clock, Monica's a Sin, Bu Ba fell in, Now she's gotta deal with Obama.

US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

The Clinton Tragedy

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example

Female Genie

Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle.

Risque Purchase

Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd

Senile... Like a FOX!

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the

Bill and Hillary

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at

Thin Books

Worldââ,¬â"¢s thinnest books 20. BEAUTY

Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open

20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can

Attack of the American Women

One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert

Top Ten Surreal, Scary, or Stupid Situations

Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson Performance

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at

Clinton Gets Pissed Off

Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and

Capitol Parrot

One day while at the White House, the maid was

Arkansas Fried Chicken

What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton'

Clinton and AIDS

Most wives whose husbands fool around have to

The Clintons and the $50 Hooker

Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of

Clinton Hijinx

Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House

Trade Talks

One day as President Clinton was getting off the

Clocks

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter

Clinton and Jesse Jackson

Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are taking a post-workout

President Hillary

Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide run for

How Bill and Hillary Really Met

How Bill and Hillary really met: They both dated

Clinton after Coitus

What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after

Clinton and the Beer Cans

Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married

Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In

One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While

Clinton's sons

Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst

Clinton's Safe Sex

What's Bill Clinton's definition of safe sex? When

First Lady

Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every

Clinton's Final State of the Union Address

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

Clinton -vs- Titanic

Similarities between the Titanic video and the

Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN

Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After

Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball

Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller

Clinton's Favorite Things

This should be sung to the tune "A Few of

Lawyer On His Deathbed

A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by

Clinton Bedtime Story

Bill and Hillary are fast asleep in the First Bedroom,

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

The Dying Priest

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's

Nice Pigs

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying

Reviews of Hillary's New Book

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that

Golden Urinal

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White

Home Game

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people

Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down

by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower

Puppies

Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a young boy selling puppies. "Buy a puppy Ma'am?"

Hilliary Clinton

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and

World Series

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret

Best for the Country

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has

Clinton's in Heaven

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven,

The World's Thinnest Books

World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore near you. FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW

Horse's Ass

A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared

Pregnant

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious...

Brain Cramps

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

The Ant and the Grasshopper

CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house

Application for Dating My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial

Five Dollars

Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a