Jokes
Hillery Dillery Dock, Obama will Clean her Clock, Monica's a Sin, Bu Ba fell in, Now she's gotta deal with Obama.
US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his
The Clinton Tragedy
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example
Female Genie
Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle.
Risque Purchase
Trying to make up for bad behavior, Bill Clinton went to the shopping mall to buy Hillary a gift. "I'd
Senile... Like a FOX!
One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the
Bill and Hillary
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at
Thin Books
Worldââ,¬â"¢s thinnest books 20. BEAUTY
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can
Attack of the American Women
One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert
Top Ten Surreal, Scary, or Stupid Situations
Remake of "Roots" starring Michael Jackson Performance
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at
Clinton Gets Pissed Off
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and
Capitol Parrot
One day while at the White House, the maid was
Arkansas Fried Chicken
What do you get when you order a 'Hillary Clinton'
Clinton and AIDS
Most wives whose husbands fool around have to
The Clintons and the $50 Hooker
Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of
Clinton Hijinx
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House
Trade Talks
One day as President Clinton was getting off the
Clocks
Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter
Clinton and Jesse Jackson
Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are taking a post-workout
President Hillary
Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide run for
How Bill and Hillary Really Met
How Bill and Hillary really met: They both dated
Clinton after Coitus
What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married
Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In
One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While
Clinton's sons
Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst
Clinton's Safe Sex
What's Bill Clinton's definition of safe sex? When
First Lady
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every
Clinton's Final State of the Union Address
Members of Congress...people of America....I banged
Clinton -vs- Titanic
Similarities between the Titanic video and the
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After
Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller
Clinton's Favorite Things
This should be sung to the tune "A Few of
Lawyer On His Deathbed
A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by
Clinton Bedtime Story
Bill and Hillary are fast asleep in the First Bedroom,
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
The Dying Priest
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's
Nice Pigs
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying
Reviews of Hillary's New Book
"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that
Golden Urinal
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White
Home Game
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people
Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down
by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower
Puppies
Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a young boy selling puppies. "Buy a puppy Ma'am?"
Hilliary Clinton
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and
World Series
Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret
Best for the Country
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has
Clinton's in Heaven
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven,
The World's Thinnest Books
World's thinnest Books available at a bookstore near you. FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW
Horse's Ass
A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared
Pregnant
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious...
Brain Cramps
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because
The Ant and the Grasshopper
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house
Application for Dating My Daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial
Five Dollars
Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a