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A little girl and her dog are walking through the

Stan and John are walking to school one day and

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

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A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball

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10. Nobody cares if you act stupid. 9. You can

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

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A guy walks into a store. He goes up to the clerk

You are in a room with three monkeys. One holds

A little Native American boy asks his chief how

A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw

Q: What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

There was a guy walking down the street when he

What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?

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A young man sits down at a bar. "What can I get

When you are dating..... Farting is never an

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if

Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home

Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused,

The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?" "A horsy," one child answers. "And

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk

It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal