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Hillery Dillery Dock, Obama will Clean her Clock, Monica's a Sin, Bu Ba fell in, Now she's gotta deal with Obama.

US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

Sheet

The cowboy walks into a hotel. The bellboy asks him"How many sheets do you want on your bed?"The cowboy

The cute things they say to each other

You may not be able to party after marriage if your wife is like this one.............:)Newlyweds This

Hillbilly

Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians

Male Organ

Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms. America : Well, I can

Geography of a woman and man

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.She is half discovered, half wild.Between the ages

No Fly Zone

The American Indians have nicknamed George W Bush

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North ...

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota.

The Geography of Men and Women

The Geography of a Woman Between the ages of

The Aging Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview

Indian Promiscuity

A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one

Sardarji on the Mountain

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to

India and Bharat

Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war

Laloo Flies the Friendly Skies

Joke from our friends in India... Once as Laloo

Bush's Joint Chiefs of Staff

George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs

Times When the F-word Was Appropriate

People get really upset when you use the "F" word.

The Young and The Scalpless

Why didn't the Indians scalp brunettes? The

Professor of Dirty Jokes

There was an old professor who started every class

Lesbian Indians

What do you call two lesbian Indians in a canoe?

Pow Wow Ow!

There was this Indian who just came back from a

Bubba Claus

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

Indian Names

A young Indian brave goes up to the Chief and says,

Feather in His Cap

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the

John Wayne Toilet Paper

Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet

Cowboy and the Indian

There was a cowboy and an Indian riding through

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex

How many perverts does it take to put in a light

Sex Ed

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach

Tatonka

There was an Indian chief who wanted to show his

Dark Suckers

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs

International Beer Syndrome

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man:

The Three Basketball Players On The Roof

There were 3 basketball players, one each from

Little Big Fart

There was this Indian chief who was straining to

The Cowboy's Last Request

A long time ago, a cowboy was captured by the Indians.

Impressing Women

A man was sitting next to a very attractive woman

Teepee

Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much

Wanna Be Like The White Man

An Indian walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of

Confucius Say...

1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead

Pokey Pachyderm

A man arrived at a small village in India, and

Yo Mama's Teeth

Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles

Analysis of the ''F'' Word

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful

The Businessman's Lucky Seat

    A businessman boards a flight

The Artist's Subject

    The curator of a Western art

Wacky News of the World

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

One day a hunter was walking...

    One day a hunter was walking

Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup

    Curators at India's Baroda Museum

Bumper Stickers III

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Support Cannibalism

Aint It the Truth?

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am . While his coffeepot

Indian weatherman

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and

Strangers

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when

Indian Winter

It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief

Women

Between the ages of 15-18, a woman is like China or Iran. Developing at a sizzling rate with a lot

Outsource the President?

Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency, Washington, DC (AP) Congress today announced that the office

A Modern Day Parable

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

The Old Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter

Sweetness Of Married Life

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't

Globalization

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:

Readers Digest

Recently someone was browsing through the 40th Anniversary Issue of Reader's Digest (dated Feb. 1962),

Heart Disease

In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is very low and the heart disease ratio is lower

An Indian Story

Running Doe, a young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After

Blood Lines

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across

Yahoo for the Indian

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

Clever Indian

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

Indiana Jones

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first

Indian Mating Season

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran

NCAA Facts

1. What does the average Iowa player get on his SAT's? Drool. 2. What do you get when you put 32

Upper Management

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says

State Slogans

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

One Stone

There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He

2005 Darwin Awards

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

The Geography of Women

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild,

Long Cold Winter

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was

A Day at the Range

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.

The Way It Was

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US

Indian Necklace

The tourist was admiring the Indian's necklace. "What is it made of?" she asked. "Alligator's teeth,"

Custer's Last Thoughts

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing

Arkansas

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

Little Indian Boy

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigger

Head of an Indian

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying

The Indian

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys

Weird Baby

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark