Jokes
Drop Dead!
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single
Wild Irish Ho's
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five
Irish Wakings
What's the difference between an Irish wedding
Actual Answers From Radio Contestants
On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan
How many Irishmen does it take...
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two.
Bird Brained
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they
Don't Do Unto Others
An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee
3 Please
An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks
Corn Hole
A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the
Capitalism for Dummies
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding
Medical Miracles
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country
The Irishman's Wish
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He
The Deserted Island
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of
Irish Spring
What's Irish and comes out in the spring? Paddy
English, Irish & Scottish Football
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
Scot Got Naught
A Scottish wife, an English wife, and an Irish
Live Girls
An Irishman and Englishman and a Scotsman walk
Farm Fugitives
A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being
Blond Guy and HIs Lunch
There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy,
Self-Explanatory
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Three Stupid Wives
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were
Irishmen And Their Lightbulbs
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a
Those Darn Kids
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Irishman were
Irish Abortion Clinic Joke
Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic?
Irish Fun
Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned?
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman
One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman
Irish Cream
3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for
In the Name of the Father
A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and
I'm Only Tribute Drinking
A man moves from Ireland to New York City, leaving
Endurance Tests
Three hang-glider pilots, one Irish, one Australian,
Handbags
The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives
The Chinese Workman
A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman,
Whipping the Foreigners
Once a Frenchman, an Englishman and an Irishman
Gay Irishmen
Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi
Get Your Ire Up
Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub,
Irish Lamp Post
Did you hear about the Irish lamp post? It peed
Irish Eats Italian
What does an Irishman get after eating Italian
Nine is Enough
One day, shortly after having her ninth baby, the
Meeting the Irish Ma
A young Irish lad had fallen in love with a girl
Irishman
Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the
The Best Pub
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were
Fly In My Guinness
An Irishman, an Englishman and
Jesus's Ethnicity
Proof That Jewish Was Jewish: 1. He went into
A Meal To Die For
There was an Englishman an Irishman and
Irish on Vacation
Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
Flies In The Beer
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a
Irishman Drunk and Falling Down
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.
Crossbred Dogs
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers
Drink This In Memory of Me
The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly
Unethical?
Irish greyhound racing authorities have banned trainers from giving dogs the anti-impotence drug Viagra
The Irish Virgin
In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that
Pole Installers
There was a Midwestern phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers,
I Wanna Go Home
An Englishman A Scotsman and an Irishman are all setting in a bar in New York discussing about how
Irish Transportation
The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company: Larnrod
Whiskey
Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas,
Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died,
Almost
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with
Construction Site
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman
Politically Incorrect
A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage." The clerk looked at him and
Indian Mating Season
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran
Ryan's Bar
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic,
Most Famous Person
One day, a kindergarten teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who can
Just Water
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells
Time Tested
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as
Jesus in a Bar
The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the
Irishman on a Desert Island
One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual
In The Beautiful South Pacific
On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people
Something to Offend Everyone, Part II
Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple
High Tech
Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman - were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there
Playing Golf
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife
The Toastmaster Club
A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting
Naming the Twins
A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep
Lost Rooster
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the
Drink Driving
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car
Drunk Irishman
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.