Jokes
Well
James was starting he's first day of job as a policeman. So as he was patrolling. He saw there's one
New Holidays for a New Year
Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays
Double Oh Seven
James Bond walks intoa bar and takes a seat next
Hot Enough For You?
After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama
Potato in the Pants
James was on the beach, and could not understand
Mrs. James Black Cloth
One day, Mrs. James was taking a shower, when suddenly
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,
Nerd Sayings Galore
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN
Eyes of the Beholder
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client
Classy Insults
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest
PMS?
TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal
Butt Dust
What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original
Kids Writing about the Sea
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are
A Dog's Life
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some
2005 Darwin Awards
[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who
Osama Bin Laden Went to Heaven
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who
Too Hot For Arizona Convicts???
It's even hotter than usual in Phoenix, 116 degrees sets a new record, the Associated Press reports: About
Nuthouse Suicide
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt