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A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took

Japanese

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth

Wrong Hole

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in

Samurai

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed anew head Samurai so he sent

Pilot and Co-Pilot

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control

Capitalism for Dummies

Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

Medical Miracles

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country

Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was

The Deserted Island

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

Skin Canoes

Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized

American Technology

A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland.

Hoshimota

An American businessman is on a business trip

Ed Zachery Disease

There once was a very distraught woman, who was

The Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business

Japanese Banking Disasters

    According to inside contacts,

You Know You're From Michigan When...

1) You define summer as three months of bad

Actual Instruction Labels...

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

Heart Advice

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On

Top 10 Signs Your Company is Going Under

1. They start paying everyone in sea shells. 2. The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile

A Modern Day Parable

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

Globalization

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:

Heart Disease

In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is very low and the heart disease ratio is lower

Headlines 2029 AD

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

The Master Samurai

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent

New Student

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

Diet

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The

In The Beautiful South Pacific

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

Label Instructions

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual

High Tech

Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman - were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there

Cows: With a New Twist

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

A Kinder, Gentler System

A "Kinder, Gentler System" Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on

Made in Japan

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and

Foreign Sex Therapist

A woman is becoming increasingly worried that she might never find a mate. She wonders if there is