Jokes
Made in Japan
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took
Japanese
It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth
Wrong Hole
A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in
Samurai
Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed anew head Samurai so he sent
Pilot and Co-Pilot
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control
Capitalism for Dummies
Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You
Medical Miracles
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country
Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was
The Deserted Island
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of
Skin Canoes
Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized
American Technology
A group of doctors were at a convention in Switzerland.
Hoshimota
An American businessman is on a business trip
Ed Zachery Disease
There once was a very distraught woman, who was
The Pizza
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business
Japanese Banking Disasters
According to inside contacts,
You Know You're From Michigan When...
1) You define summer as three months of bad
Actual Instruction Labels...
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out
Heart Advice
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On
Top 10 Signs Your Company is Going Under
1. They start paying everyone in sea shells. 2. The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile
A Modern Day Parable
A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race
Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:
Heart Disease
In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is very low and the heart disease ratio is lower
Headlines 2029 AD
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally
The Master Samurai
Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent
New Student
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese
Diet
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The
In The Beautiful South Pacific
On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people
Label Instructions
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual
High Tech
Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman - were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there
Cows: With a New Twist
DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You
A Kinder, Gentler System
A "Kinder, Gentler System" Sony has announced its own computer operating system now available on
Made in Japan
There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and
Foreign Sex Therapist
A woman is becoming increasingly worried that she might never find a mate. She wonders if there is