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A young man called John died and he went to Heaven to begin his afterlife journey. However, he was stopped

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five

This guy breaks into a house, and starts stealin

Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture

Three blondes died and found themselves standing

An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:

This week, the Bush administration finally released

A preacher woke up one Sunday morning and looked

Pssst... Even Jesus hates Creed.

December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

Bush happens Life is like a box of chocolates.

What's the difference between Jesus and Madonna? Jesus

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing

While walking home from work one day, Frank saw

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf

One day Jesus wanted to test his disciples. So

Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex, England? Because

A drunk man stumbled into a church where there

A son walks into the living room and asks his dad

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit.

One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

* Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the

A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas

A man and his wife were sitting in church, the

Mary can't stand Sunday school, but her brother

One day this little girl's dad came home and she

Jesus and Moses went golfing. Jesus was about

A couple went to church every week, but every

One time in heaven Saint Peter said to Jesus,

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

Jesus was standing on a hill talking to his people. ''He

10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might

Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter

Yo' mama so old, she got a Jesus starter jacket!

Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf

Two hookers were riding around town with a sign

What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive?

One night a robber broke into a home and heard

The three wise men went to visit Jesus right after

Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when

Your Mama is so old, she's got a bible autographed

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned

JESUS is the Lord's shepherd. ELVIS dated Cybill

Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet

Proof That Jewish Was Jewish: 1. He went into

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he

The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept throught the class.

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda,

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

A young boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father if they could discuss his

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died,

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's

Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and enquired of his father, if they could discuss

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK

One day, a kindergarten teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who can

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are supposed

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2.

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. Impotence...Nature's way of saying

The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church services when she was startled

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman

18. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!" 17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks

A vet gets a midnight phone call from a farmer. "I`ve got a very constipated cow - been like it for

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer (both church members),

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, "TWO PROSTITUTES.......$50.00."

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when

One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their computers. Jesus was typing away. The Devil

A man was trapped on a deserted island that was sinking into the sea. As the water lapped around his

Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife

Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates

There was a girl who went to sunday school and always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked and pointed

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and

Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said "Peter, come forth". Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk

The pastor of donkey church realised that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday.

A man and wife attended church one evening, and the wife decided that it was time to stop her husband

There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th