Johnny

Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises coming from his parents' bedroom. He got

The teacher, in an attempt to stimulate their minds, asked the class the following question, " What is

Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, "Mommy,

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms.Four worms were placed

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the

Little Johnny was a young boy, just potty trained. When he went to the bathroom though, he hit everything

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,

TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What sign?WEBSTER: The one that says,

A teacher asks her class, ââ,¬Å"If there

George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing.

Little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked,

Little Mary always fell asleep at Sunday school

While the teacher was conducting her class, Little

The Principal of an elementary school went into

One day a teacher told her students to draw a train

Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping

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In school one day, the teacher decided that in

A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.

One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part

A young mother was having a consultation with a

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced

Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings

Little Johnny came home from school one day and

Little Johnny walks into the classroom and says,

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all

Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class

One day little Johnny was walking up a hill pulling

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks

Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet

Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school.

As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick

Johnny comes back from school crying and says,

One day, the Mayor of Whatsville came to Little

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over

One day, Little Johnny's class was reviewing the

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to

One day Adam's teacher told the class that everyone

Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach

On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

Little Johnny has to write a story about someone

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about

One day a teacher was teaching a fourth grade class

Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, when

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one

A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny

One time, back in the day, a boy named Johnny was

(Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom!

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,

Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology

There was a little boy named Johnny who used to

One day the pre-school teacher said, “We're

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

    Johnny meets a girl on the street.

The teacher says, "Today we are going to learn

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked

It is near the end of the school year.  The

A young female teacher was giving an assignment

Little Johnny was in church with him mom for Sunday

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept throught the class.

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught

Little Johnny grew up in the city, and went to visit his Uncle Joe on the farm. For the first few

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor,

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing

One day while Little Johnny and his freind Arnie were playing out in the back yard,they started talking

One day little Johnny went to school. His teacher said they were going to play a game. She would place

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if

John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife

This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found one at a yard sale that Little

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students: "Students, If you were on

Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. ****************************** In

One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class "What part of your body do you think

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows

Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

(This is supposedly a true story.) If you have children you will probably relate to this father.

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were

A science teacher asked her students "Children, if you could own one mineral what would it be? one

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny,"

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently

A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made.

Johnny and his wife went to the State Fair every year. Every year Johnny would say, "I'd like to ride

The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question,

Little Johnny was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out. "If I gave you $200,"

Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad,

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,

Teacher asked her class to use 'definitely' in a sentence. Jane raised her hand and said, "The sky

Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle

Little Johnny sees that his friend at school has a new watch so he asks him how he got it. "I

Lil' Johnny's mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated

A little johnny comes down for breakfast, since they live on a farm, his mother asks him if he has

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to

The teacher was telling her students in the sex education class about human anatomy. She took her pointer

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old

Little Johnny goes to class one day to find that he has a substitute teacher. As the class gets settled

The teacher asked little Johnny, "What's two and two?". He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said,

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained,

Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go

Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny,

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment