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Motivational Quotes for Cannibals

"If we don't change the direction we're going,

Actual Answers From Radio Contestants

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan

Dr. Doctor

Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They

Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!

Knock, knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? Sorry,

Hilarious Signs

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your

Yo mama's so poor... shoe

Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street

Scags Who Blew Bill

Q: What's the difference between Paula Jones and

Dead Penis

Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer's who lived

Clinton on Tobacco

What did President Clinton say when he was asked

Be Careful What You Wish For

A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel

Clinton's Final State of the Union Address

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

Brotherly Loves

It seems there was two brothers by the same name

Clinton Does Dr. Suess

I did not do it in a car I did not do it

Clinton's Favorite Things

This should be sung to the tune "A Few of

Monica's Diary

Monica's Diary Entry 1 Dear Diary, I'm so excited!

Bubba's New Truck

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign

New Priest in Town

A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his

Aspiring Vet

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as

Why Men Lie

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When

Indiana Jones

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first

Psychiatry and Proctology

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry

Wackiest Warning Labels Ever

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

Late for Work

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting

Poor Old Man

A nurse of an old folks home walked into the room of Mr. Jones and noticed he was crying at the foot

Change of Underwear

The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, "I've got

The Tourist

A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives,

Old Graveyard

Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the

GI Insurance

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government