Jokes
Motivational Quotes for Cannibals
"If we don't change the direction we're going,
Actual Answers From Radio Contestants
On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan
Dr. Doctor
Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Knock, knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? Sorry,
Hilarious Signs
Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your
Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Yo mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street
Scags Who Blew Bill
Q: What's the difference between Paula Jones and
Dead Penis
Mr. Jones was an old man with Alzheimer's who lived
Clinton on Tobacco
What did President Clinton say when he was asked
Be Careful What You Wish For
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel
Clinton's Final State of the Union Address
Members of Congress...people of America....I banged
Brotherly Loves
It seems there was two brothers by the same name
Clinton Does Dr. Suess
I did not do it in a car I did not do it
Clinton's Favorite Things
This should be sung to the tune "A Few of
Monica's Diary
Monica's Diary Entry 1 Dear Diary, I'm so excited!
Bubba's New Truck
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
New Priest in Town
A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his
Aspiring Vet
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as
Why Men Lie
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When
Indiana Jones
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first
Psychiatry and Proctology
Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry
Wackiest Warning Labels Ever
Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,
Late for Work
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting
Poor Old Man
A nurse of an old folks home walked into the room of Mr. Jones and noticed he was crying at the foot
Change of Underwear
The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, "I've got
The Tourist
A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives,
Old Graveyard
Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the
GI Insurance
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government