Jokes
What a Woman Says
What a Woman Says:"This place is a mess! C'mon,You and I need to clean up.Your stuff is lying on the
Trading Place
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see
Special Code
A couple who had 2 kids decided that whenever they wanted sex, they would use code words so the children
Marriage
How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.The most effective
Marital Counseling
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20
Stained
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have
Seminars For Men
Once again the female staff will be offering courses
Sex Contract
SEX CONTRACT I, _______________________, hereby
Signs You've Been Partying Too Much
1. With a little effort, you could pull the bags
Showers: Men Vs. Women
How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing
Laundry Time
There once was a woman who had a boyfriend that
Broken Down
Once there was this man whose car broke down.
Why Women Don't Need Driver's Licenses
Why don't women need driver's licenses? Because
Linguistic Lapses
In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers
Take My Wife, Please
* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's
Woman Says, Man Hears
What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon,
Blonde and a Sock
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend
Epileptic Bath
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure
Daily Agenda for Men and Women
Woman: Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make
She Said, He Heard
What a woman says: “This place is a mess!
Women Education Courses
Women think they already know everything, but wait...training
Laundry Tips
There were three women who always hung their laundry
Adult Education
Male Seminarsby Females 1. Combatting
Translating Male Phrases
"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going
True [Stupid] Crime Stories
A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false
Three nuns were talking...
Three nuns were talking. "I
Men and Women FAQ
The following information was
Advice from Men to Women
Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' If we're in the backyard and the TV in
Chinese Laundry
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a
Bad Translations From Places Afar
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you
Adult Education
Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn
Walking through chinatown
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and
Housework Challenged
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped